Some episodes of Murder, She Wrote are better than others and the one I’m just watching now actually made me laugh out loud.
Taken from the episode ‘A story to die for’, Jessica Fletcher is unaware that she suspected of murder and approached by two FBI agents:
Knock on the door, Jessica opens.
Jessica: Agents! What a pleasant surprise! What can I do for you?
Agent 1: The night Ivan was murdered, you spoke with him, correct?
Jessica: We had words, yes.
Agent 2: What kind of words?
Jessica: Oh, the usual. Nouns! Verbs! Adjectives! To round things out!