This question came up in a conversation with a friend last night and, out of curiosity, I posted it both on Twitter & Facebook to see what replies others would give.
For what it’s worth – my immediate reply was: ‘I’d stop drinking’ as I took another sip from the wine glass in my hand.
These are the responses I got:
- I’d make sure the cats understood the need to check left and right before crossing the street!
- I’d stop drinking.
- Change the shit your smoking.
- Sell tickets.
- Go for a brain scan.
- Reply, of course.
- Get an agent.
- Depends what it said.
- I always wonder what if the Hindus are right about reincarnation and my dog is a 60 year old guy watching me shower.